09.19.2002 - 3:47 p.m.

Male freshmen should not waltz into my office for a meeting wearing open shirts. When asked about their crutches, they should not explain how they sprained their ankles playing frisbee, my very favorite sport. (Okay, so my use of the word "waltz" was a slight abuse of poetic licence.) They should not ask me about myself, and they most definitely should not look at me with off-green eyes in a way that makes me forget what I was going to say. Especially not when whatever I was going to say was the same thing I'd already said to fifty-seven other freshmen this week.

It just somehow seems like cheating when they do that.

-stonebridge

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