05.08.2007 - 5:53 p.m.

Dear pile of Hershey's Kisses wrappers and empty potato chip bag on my desk:

Did you know I'm totally gonna lose weight again? Soon. Really. I mean it.

This will work better once the end-of-year junk food is gone.

It'll disappear more quickly if I eat it all fast.

-stonebridge

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