04.01.2009 - 7:48 p.m.

How to end your 11-hour workday:

1) Change into holey jeans and an oversized sweatshirt.
2) Sing Righteous Brothers songs in a key that lets the low notes rest nice and easy down by your collarbones.
3) Clean the gravy dregs from last night out of the frying pan. With a new sponge/scrubber, because holy god, ew.
4) slightly stale tortillas plus cheddar cheese plus leftover chicken plus sprinkling of taco mix equals quesadilla
5) flip it so perfectly you actually say "booya"
6)

... I haven't got to 6 yet. I'll let you know.

-stonebridge

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