10.17.2001 - 1:39 p.m.

Today is day five of Carwatch... there is no end in sight as of yet... we are waiting anxiously by the phone, as the mechanic in question promised to call the car's owner at work today with the cost of the car's repair... our experts estimate that the final price, excluding labor, will range from an arm and a leg to an arm, a leg, and the owner's firstborn child... the owner, 23, has been seen looking into prostheses... this reporter is not quite sure how to spell prostheses...and now we return to your regularly scheduled program.

I miss walking into the parking lot and remembering which car I was looking for.

-stonebridge

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