09.24.2002 - 12:53 p.m.

Yes, that's right everybody. I have a neat car. It has character. It's a '91 Cadillac DeVille with red leather seats and less than 55,000 miles on it, and it makes impressive noises like nobody's business. I bought it for a song from the old lady down the street.

I bought it specifically because I thought it would look so pretty in my mechanic's parking lot, and because I couldn't think of anything better to do with my credit limit than buy expensive replacement parts, and because I have a secret attraction to mechanic/electricians named John who think MY name is "little lady."

Argh.

-stonebridge

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