02.11.2003 - 1:59 p.m.

I hate when you start to open a yogurt and it farts on your shirt. Because that is what I needed to top off my day, yogurt on my shirt.

The worst part is that you know if it sprays at you, it's because you were putting too much pressure on the foil top when you peeled it off, so there is really no one to blame but yourself. And it doesn't really wash out, either, or at least not with spit or bathroom sink water, so you get to walk around the office for the next three hours with funny stains, and everyone you see is like, "So how is your day going?" and you are like, "Cherry vanilla, thank you."

-stonebridge

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