05.20.2003 - 2:54 p.m.

See, my apartment faces the woods, and we keep the blinds closed at night, so it can get really dark, invisible-hand-held-in-front-of-you dark. And rather than bothering with finding the lights, I tend to just walk around in it. I�m pretty good at navigation by memory, if I do say so myself.

Anyway, so I was in the mood for a snack around 11:30. I was trying to get a cereal bowl. I didn�t realize the cabinet door was already open.

That�s what I explained to my boss when he asked about the weird little bruise on the bridge of my nose.

Makes me look real intelligent, huh. Just imagine if I�d used the real story.

-stonebridge

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