06.25.2003 - 1:34 p.m.

Dear TV cable:

I am in the process of moving, which means that I have a great deal of packing, organizing, and cleaning to do. I have difficulty packing, organizing, or cleaning when my TV is on. I would appreciate it if you would refrain from delivering the following shows to my apartment for the rest of the week:

Law and Order
The Simpsons
Trading Spaces (repeats acceptable)
While You Were Out (repeats acceptable)
American Chopper
Any show about natural disasters
Any show of the form "World's ___est ______"
Any show of the form "Top (Number) ______"

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

-stonebridge

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