05.11.2004 - 12:42 p.m.

This entry rated "F" for overt female content.

A lesson for the public at large: Beware bartenders who invent their own drinks, especially if they�ve dubbed those drinks �aliens.� The three I had were smooth and yummy going down, but they�ve been holding a drum circle in my gut ever since. And I think they may be having some illicit sex on the beach with aunt flo. That, or I ate some bad leftovers again.

I bet the hangovers would be gentler if I could just be a straight beer girl.

-stonebridge

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