12.18.2006 - 2:00 p.m.

Contents of my living room:

ten soda cans (mostly empty),
four beer bottles (all empty),
several thousand Legos,
cookie dough crusted on several spoons,
a Wii that does not belong in my house,
A half-consumed bag of Cheetos,
A laptop, its browser open to seven tabs at once,
Clementine orange peels in a blue plastic bowl, and
two empty pizza boxes.

It was a good Friday night.

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