Some things aren't true until you say them...

02.08.2007 - 12:19 p.m.

I hate when you blow your nose, but instead of clearing it, you somehow manage to block up your ear.

Also! I wonder why nobody's thought of an operation to remove one's sense of smell as a diet aid, before. I'm down three more pounds, back to my wedding weight, all because without the smell of french fries, I never remember to eat.

-stonebridge

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