02.28.2007 - 10:34 a.m.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. With Pepsi. After 6 pm.

As penance, I have counted the slats in our bedroom blinds (98), written a novel in my head (which I can no longer remember) and petted the cat until she grew tired of me. Then I rolled over a couple of times and did it again.

There were still 98 slats.

I used to be able to sleep on two liters of Mountain Dew.

Just thought you should know.

-stonebridge

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